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1. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 12:22PM movax0 (a member) wrote:
movax0
Member Since: June 2006
You cant be late till you show up.
You cant be late till you show up.
Subject: Sanny Kalus Advisory
Ok. We got the big hole where the house was restored. Now the next problem. What to get the WAR department for Christmas. Any ideas? Laides, a little help here please!
2. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 12:38PM Pammy Lee (a member) replied:
Pammy Lee
Member Since: October 2007
movax0 -
Go for something sentimental or romantic, always a good choice. Since I don't know your wife it's hard to be specific.
What does she enjoy??
pl
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3. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 12:47PM movax0 (a member) replied:
movax0
Member Since: June 2006
You cant be late till you show up.
You cant be late till you show up.
You're talking chain saw or tractor attachment then?
4. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 12:50PM Flodine Holthauser (a member) replied:
Flodine Holthauser
Member Since: July 2008
This Space For Rent
This Space For Rent
Brass knuckles are ALWAYS appreciated.
A nice surprise tattoo is also a hoot for all!
5. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 2:02PM Big Goober (a member) replied:
Big Goober
Member Since: June 2008
Okay, you guys. C'mon, you guys. Beat it, you guys.
Okay, you guys. C'mon, you guys. Beat it, you guys.
I ain't a laide, mo, but this might serve as good warnin' ...

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/videoPage.aspx
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6. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 2:58PM Tater Bodine (a member) replied:
Tater Bodine
Member Since: September 2005
You are what you is!
You are what you is!
Well now that you have that big hole restored she'd probably like you to replace the house that was over it. That'd be a nice present for her.
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7. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 4:04PM harnessb (a member) replied:
harnessb
Member Since: January 2004
This is what I look like without my hat...
This is what I look like without my hat...
I know! I know! Get her a big smelly hound dog. They make good foot warmers and do stupid tricks. Really impresses my neighbors. Nothing like a dog to make a house a home. Provides a certain ambiance...good conversation piece, too. As an alternative you might want to consider a Cristy Lane CD to play endlessly just like her commercials that are running day and night, 24 hours a day, over and over and over and over and over.

Just a thought, although probably not a very good one.

Brenda
8. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 4:47PM omatic (a member) replied:
omatic
Member Since: February 2003
My wife and I were happy for 30 years. Then we met each other.
My wife and I were happy for 30 years. Then we met each other.
Whoa, it's Movax0! I was starting to think you were 10-7 for good. Welcome back.
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9. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 6:48PM movax0 (a member) replied:
movax0
Member Since: June 2006
You cant be late till you show up.
You cant be late till you show up.
Not 10-7 just out of house and home. Had to actually work to pay for it all. I did get a spanky new computer out of the deal, as the old one got rained on through the skylight that was the living room. I got pent up posting in me. Look out.

Brenda, she actually has a Cristy Lane CD (or two) and 1 beagle and 1 black and tan coonhound. (Nice try though.) You might have something there though. If I can find a male "hairdresser" that can duplicate that 70's ChristieDoo.......
10. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 6:59PM yardmaster (a member) replied:
yardmaster
Member Since: July 2007
I say son is that a chicken hawk
I say son is that a chicken hawk
how about a new shotgun...
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11. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 7:06PM movax0 (a member) replied:
movax0
Member Since: June 2006
You cant be late till you show up.
You cant be late till you show up.
We live in KY yardmaster....... required item.
12. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 9:05PM Eric (a member) replied:
Eric
Member Since: February 2006
"Whip that boy and you'll answer to me!"
"Whip that boy and you'll answer to me!"
Holy Moly .... Mo lives.... welcome back G ... we missed your wit and wisdom.... and your attendance at Webb Fest - AGAIN... but we forgive you since you had to patch a slight hole in the roof..... so do tell what happened to the roof.

Oh and you could get her a new lawn mower.... a nice John Deere with a cup holder .... bet she'll love it ... may even let you drive it.... oh wait - I forgot live in KY -- I'll be that its already a required item too... it's what you make your beer runs on...LOL

E
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13. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 10:52PM harnessb (a member) replied:
harnessb
Member Since: January 2004
This is what I look like without my hat...
This is what I look like without my hat...
Well, Mike, I'm going for the bride of Frankenstein doo myself this year. Cristy's new album cover shows a little silver hair color which proves for the first time that she does age. We don't have any of her CDs, but she sings beautifully. I'm ranking her commercials right up there with Billy Mays' Mighty Putty commercials though for frequency and irritation value. Obviously, I'm watching way too much television.

Brenda
14. On Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 11:02PM harnessb (a member) replied:
harnessb
Member Since: January 2004
This is what I look like without my hat...
This is what I look like without my hat...
I just found the perfect gift for your house! It's a bionic housekeeper/girlfriend. You'll probably want to downplay the girlfriend part if you plan to stay married, but she does clean windows. Here she is: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1093634/Love-machine-Computer-geek-busy-romance-builds-perfect-girlfriend.html
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