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1. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 7:45PM DobieG (a member) wrote:

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Subject: Dickens joke rotation

have made it a point to listen to the opry as of late. was begining to think i was hearing the same show again and again. thought id wreckd my memory w/ to many Jetson's/Munsters episodes.
then Jimmy threw in a couple new ones w/ standards. i was greatful; but then it was his fault anyway. him and his "toilet waterd" neck.

guess i can squeeze in a couple more cartoons now. woo hoo !

2. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:27PM Susan (a member) replied:

Susan Member Since: June 2005 The Epitome of Sheer Happiness The Epitome of Sheer Happiness	How about a CHARLES Dickens joke? Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?? Susan
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3. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:36PM Eric (a member) replied:

Eric Member Since: February 2006 "Whip that boy and you'll answer to me!" "Whip that boy and you'll answer to me!"	Little Jimmy Dickens walks into a bar and says -- You ready.... Sure??? God Bless us everyone .... or maybe it was ... Bah Humbug. E
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4. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:48PM Tony (a member) replied:

Tony Member Since: January 2006 Shut up, Abner. Shut up, Abner.	My wife wanted something that would go 0-160 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a bathroom scale.
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5. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:52PM Tony (a member) replied:

Tony Member Since: January 2006 Shut up, Abner. Shut up, Abner.	I took a viagra and didn't swallow it quick enough, now I got a stiff neck.
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6. On Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 at 9:53PM Tony (a member) replied:

Tony Member Since: January 2006 Shut up, Abner. Shut up, Abner.	My wife said, "Let's run upstairs and make love" and I said "I can only do one."
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7. On Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 at 12:41AM Man From Michigan (a member) replied:

Man From Michigan Member Since: July 2007 Style, with no substance. Yep, that's me. Style, with no substance. Yep, that's me.	Why does a ship carry a cargo, while a car carries a shipment? Why do they call it a pairing knife when it looks nothing like all the other knives? Why do they call them apartments when they are all strung together? If they are the Virgin Islands, how there are so many of them?

8. On Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 at 6:52AM yardmaster (a member) replied:

yardmaster Member Since: July 2007 I say son is that a chicken hawk I say son is that a chicken hawk	A farmer gets his vigro and his viagra mixed up...The Dr. asks him how is his sex life now...not good Doc. but my cucumbers shure look good.
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9. On Thursday, April 9th, 2009 at 8:22PM DobieG (a member) replied:

DobieG Member Since: February 2009	olive or twist ? pls, pass the bar towel....im weeping. y'all are priceless.

10. On Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 at 1:16PM SimonRob (a guest) replied:

	Hippie #1: I really dig Love-Ins Hippie #2: I'm into DICKENS myself Hippie #1: I wouldn't know, I've never been to one

11. On Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 at 2:56AM Highway Tsar (a member) replied:

Highway Tsar Member Since: February 2009 Victoria Concordia Crescit Victoria Concordia Crescit	A Nurse in an old peoples home was observed dispensing a viagra Tablet to all the male senior citizens just before bedtime. When asked why she replied. 'It stops them rolling out of bed'

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